Look, we usually like to keep it light here at Sarcasm Society, but there is something serious we need to talk about. This certain something is something that we all endure. Something that can overwhelm us under the right circumstances. Something that can ruin a good date or an elevator ride. This is something that happens to all of us, that we can’t always control no matter how hard we try. That something that we are talking about is farting.
That’s right. We are getting serious about farting, aka flatulence, trumping, tooting or passing gas. Farts are funny, sure. And while they are the source of laughter for some, they are the source of disgust for others. Farts can tear a family apart. They can end a relationship, cause a rift between friends, and burn your nose hairs off. Especially dog farts. The worst! Well, dad farts might give dog farts a run for their money.