Being able to turn the other cheek is an admirable trait. It shows maturity and patience, both of which are valuable virtues to have. Truly, if everyone had these attributes, we’d live in a kinder, more polite society. But as great as they are and as great as that would be… they’re not very funny now, are they? And funny is what we deal with here at Sarcasm Society. So forget patience and pleasantness… let’s talk about being petty.
We love people that are sweet, but we think that we love people who are salty even more. Those rough edges lead to barbs that have us rolling with laughter. And they say that laughter is the best medicine. So if you think about it, salt is actually great for you, despite what doctors may say. So let’s give it up for all the salty curmudgeons out there, and take a look at some of the most hilariously salty folks we could find on the web…