There’s nothing worse than waking up from an alcohol infused night and scavenging through your phone (if you still have it) to find the answers you don’t know if you really want to know. From the missed calls to the blurry camera roll with questionable time stamps, it doesn’t take long before you begin to utter through a gravely throat, the classic line, “I’m never drinking again.”
However, missed calls and call logs are one thing, but re-reading last night’s sloppy text messages is a shame spiral like no other. Whether it’s a conversation with someone sober or someone recapping your night for you, the idea of ignorance being bliss becomes much more appreciated. Here are 25 hilarious drunk text messages that show why you should never drink and text.