What are you afraid of? And don’t get all macho on us now. Everyone is afraid of something. There are those giant fears that scare us all, such as death, something bad happening to a loved one and the ever present dread of paying your bills on time in this continually collapsing economy. But besides the obvious ones, we all also have specific, strange phobias. Spiders? Creepy. Sharks? Terrifying, but how often do you even see them? Miniature pencils? Strange as it might be, there are people freaked out by them.

Now, let’s take a hard 180 and talk about what you love. What brings you more joy than anything in the world? Does it help take your mind off of all your woes and put you at peace? Okay, now that you have that in mind, imagine combining it with your biggest fear. How would that make you feel? This complex emotion isn’t conjecture. One company is filling its customers with it, and it’s hilariously evil.

By Dave